not texting back is only okay when i do it

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longlivingbootyemperor:

Freshmen be showin up to school on the first day like:
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But seniors are just like:
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nosdrinker:

human:

reblog if you never actually bought these you just found and kept them


I had so many of these stolen everyone who reblogged this is getting blocked

ascandalinriverheights:

Making fun of your internet friends like

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panicacidide:

Apparently it’s not socially acceptable for a man to invite another man out just for coffee or to go out for a meal, in case it’s perceived as a date. Like it’s fine if you wanna go to the pub and drink beer and have a chat but make it non-alcoholic and suddenly you’re not straight anymore? You can go to the cinema together but ONLY if it’s an action movie. You guys can’t even just go shopping with each other. Oh masculinity, so fragile, so strange. 

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thatwrongthing:

how does harry styles infiltrate families like this? do you just hear a noise in your kitchen one day, and find harry styles in there making you eggs, and he says “hi mom!” and that’s it, harry styles is your son now?

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